Category: Novelty

Replay the Memories!

Posted on 09-29-2005

The VIDSTONE Serenity Panel is the first personal memorial monument product of its kind. Utilizing solar-power technology and a weatherproof LCD panel it provides families the option of viewing a personalized video tribute right at their loved one’s final resting place. The VIDSTONE Serenity panel features a 5-10 minute multimedia memorial detailing the most precious memories of your loved one’s life. Their unique memories are no longer solely relived in your mind , but at your loved one’s place of rest. While nothing ever replaces the gift of life, memories can now come one step closer to forever being remembered and not forgotten with a Vidstone Serenity Panel. Check out the website of the Vidstone Serenity Panel

Aquarium toilet

Posted on 08-30-2005

Add a little life to your bathroom with this live aquarium. The fully functioning tank fits American Standard bowls. Check out the Aquariass.

Message in a bottle?

Posted on 08-27-2005

On eBay, seller "usmcmrs" says: "The winner of this auction will have their personalized message placed in a sealed bottle that will be cast into the East China Sea (off the Coast of Japan)."

A Pot-Filled Pen!!!!

Posted on 08-18-2005

Seller says: "POT SEED PEN FILLED WITH REAL MARIJAUNA SEEDS. GOT THIS IN MEXICO ABOUT 11 YEARS AGO. SEEDS ARE STERILE HOWEVER (STATED IN SMALL PRINT ON THE PEN. THE PEN NO LONGER WRITES BUT THIS STILL MAKE A GREAT COLLECTIBLE OR CONVERSATION PIECE.

A Two Headed Bottle

Posted on 08-08-2005

The Bi-Bottle adds a suprising new element through the special shape of the bottle: it has a neck and cork on both ends, so it may be opened at either top. "This gives the present a much greater symbolic and communicative value in that it becomes a memory that the recipient will cherish," the manufacturers say on their website.

"Bi-Bottle stresses the fact that two-way traffic is the essence of our functioning, both privately and commercially. The Bi-Bottle symbolizes and emphasises a memorable event or underlines a good relationship, both in a friendly as in a business sense," says the Netherlands-based company.

Bacon Strips Bandaids

Posted on 08-04-2005

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin.

Ever heard of 'baby soda bottle'?

Posted on 08-02-2005

Seller says "this may be one of the neatest science gizmos you have ever held in your hand...and one that not many folks have ever held in this form! Can you guess what it is?"

"It is a baby soda bottle. In other words, it is a 2 liter bottle BEFORE it is blown up. Right! The bottle is put into a vacuum mold, and then blown up with heated air to 40 times its original size to create the standard 2 liter drink bottle that we all know and love."

Pass It On

Posted on 07-17-2005

Do you ENJOY paying higher listing fees? Then there must be something wrong with you. Either that, or you're richie rich. Sign this "Traveling Petition Letter to Lower Listing Fees on eBay." Visit the auction to learn more.

Jessica's famous Rubberband Balls!

Posted on 07-16-2005

My daughter has been trying to earn some money $$ to go see her dad for the summer, so she said, "Mom, I can't believe it, people are actually bidding on these silly things. Do you think I could list my rubberband ball I just made??? I think that if they can sell those things, I can sell mine and I could earn some money to see my dad!" It's worth a try, who knows lets see what happens it will be fun!! Auction by brooks660.

Buy Your Own!

Posted on 07-16-2005

Embalming table, cast iron with porcelain surface in excellent condition. Milltown, New Jersey.

Aussie Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch

Posted on 07-06-2005

Genuine kangaroo scrotum pouch from Australia makes a great gift for those that aren't too squeamish to enjoy the unusual! Stamped "Aussie Kangaroo Pouch, Australia", comes with I.D. card as well. Great drawstring heavy leather pouch is a minimum of 4" long, seamless (of course). FREE domestic shipping (within US).

Stress Reliever: Busty Gel-Filled Mouse Pad

Posted on 06-30-2005

Top Quality Clear Grained fiber Surface with dramatic 3D design, silicon filled in the breasts(wrist rests as well), very comfortable.

Konig Ludwig Dunkel

Posted on 06-26-2005

Trim her bush, it's hot!

Posted on 06-26-2005

The DD Cups Lady says:"I've never been good at trimming bushes and with the HOT weather upon us, it really needs a GOOD TRIMMING. So, I'm going to give it one more try. I WILL TRIM MY BUSH AND WILL SEND YOU THE CLIPPINGS!

Sign and pass this eBay 'Traveler 2005 Quilt'

Posted on 06-25-2005

"All our eBay family need to contribute to this family quilt and pass it on! I have set the title and signed and dated with my location," Dragontopia says.

This is a 33" x 42" decorate it yourself quilt/wall hanging. The colors are a patriotic red white and blue in honor of upcoming 4th of July. The idea with this little quilt is add your own creative touch to this quilt and sign and date with your location. Relist this item and send it back out for the next person to do the same

Need Paperweight? A Used Breast Implant!

Posted on 06-22-2005

Yes, a real silicon breast implant. It was carried by the seller for about three years and supersized to saline. The approximate size is 210cc. 99 cents starting bid.

One of a kind solid scotch tape dice!

Posted on 06-18-2005

GoldenPalace bought the Scotch Tape Ball. Will they buy these scotch tape dice? Any bets?

Bad Kisser? Not With This Lip Plumping Serum

Posted on 06-15-2005

How does it Work? It Super Hydrates your lips providing much needed moisture. It increases blood flow in the lips providing and instant tingle and plump look to the lips. All the Essential Oils in the serum are in perfect quantities to resemble the fatty acid make up found in your actual skin. Doing this results in long term results and helps with collagen production within the lips. Surgery free collagen!

Send a 'hardened' criminal to jail with this Bull Penis gavel!!!

Posted on 05-31-2005

Are you looking for a present for a judge? Then give him/her this gavel made from a real bull's sex organ, specially cured, processed and treated to a polyurethane glass finish. Just what he/she needs for those "hard" decisions in court.

Includes 5" x 5" wood base which also displays the gavel. A perfect gift for anyone in charge, says the seller.

Need a Flower Vase? A Dried Bull Scrotum !!!

Posted on 05-31-2005

Authentic Bull Scrotum! What will you do with it?

"Whatever you want!" says the seller. "This will surely attract some attention when your friends come to visit. You can use it to display a dried floral arrangement, for a candy dish, or present it as an award to your favorite...!"

Buy This Wife Who Doesn't Nag!!!

Posted on 05-28-2005

Guys, you'll wonder why you didn't pop the big question years ago. She never nags. She never spends any money, so you wont waste all that valuable drinking time following her round the shops. The toilet seat is always up. She wont crash your car. Always faithful, and only has eyes for you.

Indian Chief told me to make the staff!!!

Posted on 05-27-2005

I soaked it in a pit of water for two weeks, while it was soaking, I began the leather and bead work for the staff. In the 14 days while I was building the staff, I continued having the dreams, however, each night was a different thing I had to bless with this staff to reap all the benefits that it could bestow.

Visit the auction for the complete story

Fishing Reel Toilet Paper Holder

Posted on 05-20-2005

This is a great item for the fisherman.

Allows the user to give a thought about fishing even from your own throne.

Contains all hardware and ready to mount. IT EVEN CRANKS LIKE A REAL REEL.

Ends May-20-05 20:11:07

Mini Casket for the Haunted Doll you bought on eBay

Posted on 05-19-2005

Have you bought a haunted doll on eBay? And it's really been haunting you? Then maybe it's time to bury that haunted doll six inches below the ground in this mini-casket? But you would be surprised to see what's inside this casket. It's green.

This is not a mystery auction. It's just.... a mini casket.

Ends May-24-05 18:22:12